Thought i better write a blog!

hello hello hello!!!

well i cant believe how long it is since i last wrote a blog! At one point i couldnt help myself but write a blog at any given spare moment but either im not gettin enough spare time or im being ignorant to you guys.

Or is it that i just havent had anything to write about.... of course not!!! those of you that have seen me know what a whirlwind my life is and that my life is still very much one to talk about... with this miss-hap and the other.... each day of my life is like living in a movie lol x

i am now a fully fledged singleton again..... with the guy i had a bit of a relationship with earlier in the year completely out of my hair now so you guys are the only chance of me gettin jiggy!!! hahaha x

ive been single now for a few months and i love it! i get to work when i like, see my friends and family when i like..... watch what i want on tv when having a night in lol!!!

But......

these dark cold nights..... its no fun for a single girlie really.... thats why i love to do overnight stays so much.... nothing better than a nice meal and then pampering each other over wine and then snuggling up in bed in some man arms.... hhhmmmm x

tonight im home alone..... watchin im a celeb lol x its not usually my cup of tea but i actually know the people in it this year so it makes better viewing.

im quite a fan of jordan aswell.... dont know whether i love her or hate her but whatever it is there is something about her that i cant put my finger on why im fixated with watchin her.... no no boys!!!............

ITS NOT HER TITS!!!! lol x

i think its the fact its like watchin an actress.... everythin seems pre-meditated and staged about her.... its clever how she does what she does.... take my hat off to her lol x

so anyway here i am..... on my todd!!! at home watchin im a celeb!!! GREAT!!! lol

im goin 2 run a nice bath in a mo and have a nice soak and an early night.

im meetin jodie (my new gf) at 12pm tomorrow to do her hair for her and then we'll be kickin about leeds all day .... doin lunch and entertaining you guys....

HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON

Love jess x x x

Wooohaha! My empire is growing.... x

Ello ello!

Bloody ell twice in 1 day.... am i bored u say? nOPe!!! jus got a lot on my mind lol x

well as u will av seen ive now got 4 girls n a guy working for me.... my idea initially started to have sarah see a few of the guys that i didnt have time to see and before you know it words on the street and i get more ladies (& one guy) wantin a piece of the action.....

dont worry guys im not hanging up my dancing shoes yet....

JESSICA LOVES WHAT SHE DOES WAAAYYYY TOOOOO MUCH LOL ! X

But its nice to share a bit of what i like with like minded people x

So i now have the young blonde, the porn star blonde, the classy brunette, the busty brunette & the guy....... x

Im working on getting a website set up for Sugar & Spice and then treating it as an agency as we are all so different that when guys now call up for me and i cant see them but try and pass on Jodie.... its like

'no! boobs 2 big!' or

when i try and pass on Yasmin its like

'no! i like a blonde!'

so i think i need to promote it all in a different way......

so im a little confused right now thinking which way to actually tackle and approach it.........

one things for certain.....

I TELL YA THIS RITE NOW.........

I CANT HANDLE ALL THE PHONE CALLS........

How many times do you try and call my fone to have no reply?

2 OFTEN!!!! YES IM ALWAYS BUSY MYSELF..........

SO HOW THE HELL CAN I ORGANISE WORK FOR 5 OTHERS ONTOP OF MY OWN LOAD.........

So............. (drum roll please!)

Along comes........... CANDY!!!

Yes Candy is a friend of mine who will be answering my telephone while i am busy so i can fully concentrate on entertaining keeping you guys happy while candy can keep the troopers happy by not leaving them out!

Dont get me wrong candy will not be answering the phone all day every day.... it will be on an as and when basis..... i just want to warn you so that you dont get shocked when you're used to speaking to moi or expecting me to answer..... candy is a fully fledged part of my team x

Candy will be answering my usual number but if any of you need to speak to me during a period that candy is manning the phone then she will be able to pass you an alternative number for you to try and contact me personally on so im not leaving you all out in the dark completely....

god i like what i do way 2 much i just cant do it all alone!!!!

you guys that have seen me before know i love to give that personal touch and i do genuinely care x

so jess is here to stay..... i promise x

Just call it DINO!

Well hello boys!

I know ive not written for a while..... ive been very busy but i know i know that doesnt usually stop me.... im just bragging by putting that lol!

My main reason is the fact that my laptop is soooooo sloooow it s bloody ANNOYING!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

My new laptop i dropped and smashed the screen and so ive been back on my prehistoric creature now for a while..... its soo damn temperamental i should really invest in a new one or at least get my other laptops screen fixed on it....

Just on the off chance that there are any IT peeps reading this.... what could you recommend for me? obviously with the nature of my smutty sites i visit lol i dont particularly want to go into pc world and buy a laptop registered to but then what the hell does it really matter?!?!?

so my options.....

1. buy brand spanker, if so, which one?

2. get my acer fixed? where? how much will it cost?

3. carry on with something that feels like im pulling cart with four wheels?

You know if any of you guys have an easy solution for me that is not gunna break my bank.....

PLEASE DO MAIL ME!!!! lol x

Wide eyed and bushy tailed.... but why?!?!

Well.....

Yesterday was absolutely great........ both for me and my new girl sarah x

i started off my day by checking into a hotel & seeing an utter true gent, we've had a lot of contact on the telephone (many late night calls at 1am!) but for some reason (the fact this guy likes to be the 1st client of the day) we have not met up and have just kept missing the boat when it comes to meeting up. Once i realised that he was enquiring and seeming so keen and then not booking due to the fact that he needed to be the 1st guy f the day, i made sure that he was going to be my first guy yesterday and we finally met and i am so glad we did x

Next i saw a guy i have previously seen and it was truely like meeting up with an old friend, we had the laptop out, looking on facebook, chattting away, we went well over our time but neither of us had to be anywhere fast so we just went with the flow and had a laugh..... x

what a good day i was having!

Next up! yes it was my new girl sarahs first client!

Sarah arrived to the room early and looking very sweet in pink, i poured her a wine to help with her nerves and we had alittle chat, i called her guy to make sure he was near and when he was 5 min away i left sarah to get settled in the room and i popped to the hotel bar for a drink myself. Sarah text me when she had finished and i went back to the room to find a very happy young lady!

Im so happy!!! we have a top escort in the making here!!! she loved it!!!

it was now 8pm and we were both hungry so we went to downstairs to get a meal and well..... you know...... have a girlie chat how we do lol x

Our next guy was due to arrive at 10pm to the the two of us together so we had a nice relaxed meal and then back to the room arounf 9pm for baths and retouch of make up etc ready for our guy..... but booooooo x

He was a no show!!!! at 10.05pm his phone was turned off.... what a waster but oh well.... these things happen!

we werent too bothered as we had one of my regulars en route to see us both as well so i just called him to tell him that we were actually going to be free earlier and we cracked open the wine again!

our guy arrived and i was very happy to find out that yes sarah is genuinely bi..... i have worked with sooo many escorts that say they are bi but then when the guy asks them to go down the lick the inside of my leg!!! no not sarah!!! we had sooo much fun together she is a natural at escorting -she is ab fab guys!!!

Well we ran over our hour of course cuz we got carried away but when we realised the time sarah had to go home and my guy stayed with me a little longer cuz after all i didnt have anywhere to go to!!! i was staying in the hotel.... we finished off the wine and rolled round a bit more and it was 2am before he left.....

why oh why did i wake up at 6am today after drinking so much wine and onky sleeping for 4 hours :(

i think its cuz im so happy!!!

so here i am sat writing this blog..... hoping it clears my buzzing mind to allow me to get a little more sleep x

i have my first guy arriving at 11am today so i can get a few hurs before i need to be up.....

so jess is signing off for now to get some well deserved beauty sleep.

ttfn kiddas!!

love jess x

!!!New Girl In The House!!!

Hey guys Hope u r all well 2day & had a fab bank hol whether u was relaxing, working or playing or just spending the days partying like me!!! Anyway, this is just a very quick blog as i am absolutely rushed off my feet 2day...... BUT!..... Ive got some good news for you! I would like to introduce one of my friends to you.... Her name is Sarah & she is a 21 year old pretty blonde. She is a slim size 10... 34c-26-36 Bisexual (yes me and her are going to have lots of fun together!) She is very bubbly, sexy and offers full GFE, french kissing, owo, cim, uniforms, some fetish & domination. She is available most weekdays days from 4pm until midnight & occasional weekend daytimes & evenings. I cant wait for you guys to get your hands on her.... you will just love her! I just pray she doesnt steal any of you off me! I will set up a full profile with her picture as soon as i get more time (probably around 1 or 2am by the looks of today!!) If not it will be tomorrow but i promise i will do it as soon as i can x If you want more info botu sarah or to book her please contact me on my number or email. be back soon!!! love jess xxx

xxx Special Offer xxx

Yes guys while im in the hotel i will be offering my services (undivided attention, pampering, kisses & much, much more) for £100 per between 2pm & 8pm Thursday 27th Aug & between 11am & 8pm Friday 28th Aug......

Please, please, please...... i cannot stress enough!

!!! BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT !!!

x HIGH CLASS IS HIGH ON LIFE x

Well guys

Last week was an absolute success...... I still use my apartment on certain occasions but last week went back to using hotels for a couple of days...... WOW!

I love nothing more than packing up my kinky kit, a few extra towels, a few bottles of wine & checking into a nice 4* hotel.

I know some of you guys prefer to come to an apartment but i must admit i dont think anything else sets the mood for dirty sex than a hotel room.....

I personally cannot be doing with the cheap hotels..... i like to book a classy hotel and make use of its full services, the fitness suite, pool (if it has one), the restaurant & of course plenty plenty room service.

So last thursday was a success as was friday....but friday night a girlfriend came to join me for a few glasses of wine between bookings, well what we thought was going to between bookings but surprisingly the phone went sooo quiet..... that we thought 'what the hell.... lets call it a night!' so already a little tipsy we got another bottle of wine..... got our sexy mini's & hit the town......

What a fab night we had!!! we had a scream..... turned up back at the hotel at 4am screaming 'we need more wine!!!' sowe had room service send some up and sat drinkingtill the sun came up...... hahaha no surprises neither of us made work the next day...... neither did we want to get up in time for check out.........

so........ we ended up booking another night so we could catch up on ur beauty sleep.... hehe ..... thats the life!!! XXX

checked out sunday morning and rested up again throughout the day and then back to bookings that night.........

well after such a good week how can a girl resist round 2 this week!?!?!

so yes i have booked another 4* hotel for tomorrow and am sooo looking forward to pleasing my guests for a couple of days.

Im at home right now...... just eaten stew and dumplings and am now going to go and get my kit packed for tomorrow.......

i already know i need my sexy secretary outfit, and some white lingerie....... hhhmmmm..... what else shall i pack?!?!? gotta b my kinky boots and a selection of toys.....

yes im looking forward to tomorrow..... its my mini hol again...........

xxx HIGH CLASS LEEDS ESCORT LOVING EVERY MIN xxx

I going to have a tv night tonight and then get an early night.... i know i'll need plenty energy for tomorrow!!!

see you soon guys

love jess x

xxx SPECIAL OFFER THIS WEEK xxx

I will be in a Leeds City Centre 4* Hotel this Thursday 20th Aug & am offering you gents to come and have fun with me at a reduced rate of £100 per hour between 2pm & 8pm x

Dont miss out on this offer and please book early to avoid disappointment xxx

I am available for incalls and outcalls from 11am - late at my normal rate of £130 but the £100 offer only stands between 2pm & 8pm x

!!!PHONE IS BACK ON NOW!!!

Yes i have now got my replacement sim so am now able to answer your calls and texts again..... yes it is the same number x

!!! CURRENTLY NOT AVAILABLE BY TELEPHONE - SORRY!!!

SORRY GUYS IF YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL OR TEXT ME x I UNDERSTAND YOU MUST BE TERRIBLY FRUSTRATED AS YOU WILL NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH SINCE THE EARLY HOURS OF MONDAY MORNING x I HAD MY HANDBAG STOLEN WITH MY PHONE IN & SO I OBVIOUSLY GOT THE PHONE AND SIM BLOCKED RIGHT AWAY TO SAVE BOTH YOUR & MY OWN PRIVACY x I AM WAITING FOR A REPLACEMENT SIM TO ARRIVE IN THE POST SO WILL BE ON THE SAME NUMBER AS SOON AS IT ARRIVES x IN THE MEANTIME THE BEST WAY TO GET THROUGH TO ME IS VIA MY PERSONAL EMAIL AS I CAN RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY FROM MY BLACKBERRY x SORRY IF THIS CAUSES INCONVENIENCE TO YOU & CAN I SAY SUPER SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD BOOKED & WERE UNABLE TO SEE ME BECAUSE OF THIS x I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS IM BACK ON MY MOBILE x

The way to a womans heart is through her stomach x

Hiya again..... bloody hell twice in one weekend on the blog.... what is wrong with me?!?! Haha I go so long not writing at all and then twice in one weekend?!?!?

Its cuz i have a few words to put out.... ;-)))

Yes and i thought life was getting boring..... the highlight of my day over the past few weeks has been getting messed around by time wasters..... boy do they know how to keep you on your toes and yes its sods law..... the phone is quiet so you get sucked in by the idiots that you would usually not entertain.... but you live in hope that the signs of a time waster is just your imagination but no its not so after preening and preparing yes you get let down...arrrghhhh.....

I suppose its a classic case of your own greed coming back around to bite you on your arse..... you see the pound signs n you live in false hope for a while.

But this past week has been..... erratic haha x Yes i was upset by Friday nights events but hopefully that is going to be put right this week, well either that or im 1 regular down, which it will be a shame to never see him again but thats the way the cookie crumbles i suppose.

Im so pleased that Mr Simpson has been in touch with 3 possible dates of a next meet this month.... im sooo looking forward to seeing him again.... this time we are going to start with dinner...... thats my style i love chatting over good food and wine..... for me that means a lot.... i know its a simple thing but i love it!!!

Really lookiong forward to it.... Nottingham /Leeds - Leeds / Nottingham..... wherever we meet, it will be another memorable night i know x

While on the subject of food..... i went to harrogate last night to finally meet a guy i used to chat to on msn.... he has a great sense of humour and wanted me to go over to see him on friday after the 'incident' in halifax but i was honest and said i was in bad mood and im better off left alone to get my head down to sleep and start a fresh day tomorrow..... so tomorrow came (yesterday, saturday) & we decided to meet up for a bottle of wine around 9pm. so i got myself ready and headed over to harrogate.... when i first entered through the door, my guy looked a little surprised.... i never asked him why as i didnt want to make an issue if there wasnt one..... its always hard meeting someone for the first time as you dont always have a similar person in your mind after the phone calls and texts to the person that is standing in front of you. and i suppose its even worse after chatting on msn as you get so personal without getting personal lol x

Any way - we set about the wine and the chat and then each other (literally!!!) lol x

IT WAS GREAT!!!

Then he popped a ready made shepherds pie in the oven that he had prepared earlier.... god what is it with these guys wanting to plump me up lol!!! i dont mind though i burn energy like theres no tomorrow so any calories for energy are greatly received, especially a decent meal with peas and gravy.... yum yum!!!

So we got dressed and sat at the table to eat 'like adults' were his words lol x

It was a scrummy meal and we set about more wine on the sofa... and then each other again..... and then more wine..... and we had such a giggle telling each other stories..... well, if im honest, the joke was probably on me 90% of the time, but ive got thick skin..... im a big girl and i can sit back and join in laughin about me and my 'zaney' life hehe x

Well, a few glasses of wine into the night, there was definately no thought of driving home to leeds so we hit the sack, rolled around once more and fell asleep x

Unfortunately i woke up after about 3 hours (around 6am) and could not get back to sleep so i left then and got in my own bed for a few more hours..... i needed to make sure i got plenty rest as im off to london tonight so have a big drive ahead of me...... a lively night and then the big drive back tomorrow............

and then....... (god does this girl ever rest?!?!?)

i got a couple to see in sheffield tomorrow night......

Hhhhmmmm a 3-sum..... really looking forward to that fun!!!!

So im off now guys.... to get packed for london....

and then bathed and hitting the road..... via rothwell as i have an outcall on the way!!!

TTFN

Hugs n kisses
Jess xxx

Mr Simpson x

Well hello there.... hope ur weekend is going well for you all so far .... x

Im going to tell you all about the week that i have had.... i did write a blog the other night after i felt quite inspired by an absolute gent that i spent the evening with but for some reason it didnt get posted?!?! I think i may have hit a button on my laptop and deleted it all!!! I'd spent an hour writing it & loved the way it read but i just cant get my head back to that moment now so im afraid im going to have to take a different angle to get me back there.....

I'll start with last weekend......

Saturday night.... at the parents.... planned a night out with my sister.... we hit the town..... drinking rose wine..... having a blast me n my sis really do bounce of each other...... 1 bottle, 2 bottle, then champagne cocktails....... go to a night club..... one more bottle of wine...... then stopped drinking the alcohol and we were just enjoying the buzz and the music dancing on the dancefloor and then.......

THUD!!! i hit the deck?!?!?! i cant place the moment that i thought i was going to fall, i cant recall that moment that usually happens between slipping and hitting the floor that feels like forever and you pull funny faces, scream and grab onto anything in reach...... no one minute i was dancing, laughing and smiling, the next i was lay flat on the floor looking with pleading eyes at everybody in the hope somebody would pick me up!!!! hahaha x it was so funny my sister was still dancing looking for me..... she didnt even realise i'd hit the deck until some guy was putting me back on my feet!!! i dusted myself off and began to dance again..... feeling a little sore on my left hand.... and then the pain got worse..... and worse..... until i was dancing holding my hand in such a way that it didnt look as though it was mine...... my sister noticed and said we shouldnt stay out so we went to kfc for food...... when in the light i could see how swollen my hand was and it was stiff!!! i couldnt move it..... it certainly didnt feel broken though.... but after so much wine who was i to judge?!?!!?

Anyway.... the food went down a treat and we went home and i slept like a baby..... only to wake up after 4 hours in agony!!! i went to the minor injuries clinic the next day to be told that i had sprained my wrist and it was going to take 2 weeks to heal.....

OMG.... i could even pick up a pen in that hand..... how the hell can i work.... or drive?!?!? JUST MY BLOODY LUCK LOL xxx

After a couple of days resting it i was ok to drive and back in leeds..... still not able to work but at least i was on the mend.....

so wednesday was spent BORED!!!!

But thursday i had a date planned for the evening with a guy from a reverse booking who i will call Mr Simpson (for the reason that he is a fan of The Simpsons, same as me!)

I was praying that my hand would hold up without the bandage on as i wanted this date to be puuurrrrfect x

So thursday arrives and thank god, im 95% better, i didnt have anything planned for the day apart from rest and a hair appointment. so after a nice soak in the bath with a face pack etc etc i head off for a session at the hairdressers. I head home after and freshen up in a quick shower and pop on the make-up and paint my nails, get dressed in one of my little black dresses and away i go to meet Mr Simpson in his hotel room.

Well to cut a long story short.......

~ 18th floor..... wow we share the views
~ im given a gift - such a nice gesture
~ champagne cocktail - so thoughtful & yummy
~ deep conversation - we chatted for almost an hour
~ a lot of romantic french kissing (really turned me on)
~ im treated to some of the best ____ ever!
~ the rest is kind of a blur as the pleasure had just put me on cloud 9.....

I had a fantastic evening with somebody who knows exactly how to please and we connected on all levels 100%....

Wow!!! What an experience.... i got home with such a smile on my face :-)

Friday arrives and i just know my good luck will be over but i cant quite guess as to how this is going to show.....

I get up early and go for a spray tan.... all ok here......

I visit a friend..... still ok.....

I go to macky d's for a bite to eat and to use my laptop to check for mail.... still ok

I have an outcall planned with a regular in halifax at 8pm..... he said he wanted 2hrs and with him being a regular i agree to give a discount.... we have only ever done an hour before, sometimes less so after i'd been there for half an hour he decided he'd like to try 2 girl..... at such short notice i couldnt invite one of my lady friends over so we called an agency..... the girl turned up about an hour later so by now my 2 hours is coming to an end (and the guy through nerves had sank around half a bottle of whiskey!) but i decided to stay until the agency girl left...... so i was praying that this went well as i was now practically staying for 3 hours for the price of one and my phone had not stopped ringing since i got in there.... i know that makes me sound greedy as i do try and give my regulars exactly what they want but i had a bad feeling..... especially as this guy was sinking whiskey like there's no tomorrow...... ive never seen him drunk before and while the fun was going on he was a barrel of laughs..... but then the agency girls hour was up so it was pretty much game over..... the mood was slipping......i'd already stayed well over my time and the guy only had enough money to pay one of us......

!!!THE GOLDEN RULE OF CASH UPFRONT!!!!

You see with him being a reg i let this pass us by...... and i regret deeply as i let the agency girl have the money and agreed to take the guy to the cash point for mine.... but he was way too drunk to use the machine.... so i took him back home and he was obviously miffed that i wouldnt stay the night..... he promised the money in the morning but i explained to him that he as drunk and would be asleep in no time and then in the morning he'd regret agreeing to pay me so i was going home. I could have taken him for a ride but chose not to..... (check out my halo lol)

He then called me this morning to thank me for a great night and i had to explain to him that he still owes me for my time and he has agreed to pay me for that next time i see him..... but i know that nobody likes paying for something they've already had and in his eyes i will be taking from him money for nothing, i know.

So from now in even with regulars.... its cash up front, no negotiation. Its going to be very hard for me to take the money off that guy now next time i see him..... :-(((

So all in all ive had a very mixed up week.....

The injury from last week keeping me off work nearly all week.......

To the unknown on thursday that felt like meeting up with an old friend and the experience being one of the best in my life......

To seeing a regular the next day, somebody that i have seen so many times and for once we try something different and that rocks the boat and makes things so very awkward for me......

I know i cant expect every date to be like thursday & im not asking for regulars not to want to try something new......

I know that is impossible

But i was spoilt with a dream on thursday night & i can wish for every date to be like that or at least to see Mr Simpson again...... xxx

MORRRNNNIIIINNNN!!!!...

xMorning guys.....

How r u all on this monday morning?

im ab fab.... i had an ace day yesterday..... i saw 2 very very nice guys x

First guy was an outcall to a hotel... bit of a party boy & gambler....(been on it all weekend!!!) seems he may have many addictions.... hope he makes a habit out of me lol!!!! I was meant to meet him back up later on in the evening but unfortunately i was too tired by 12.30 am from my next guy so i had to call it a night and retire home to my own bed & promise to meet him again soon to carry on the fun when i feel i can keep up with his pace.... x

My second guy invited me to his home..... very nice cosy home.... offered me red wine & had even cooked food for us! We talked for eternity and had so much in common, we had a walk out under the moonlight (he had to go cash machine lol x) I stayed well over my time as we had such an amazing time together..... x After our steamy session i lay face down on the bed and he stroked my back until i fell asleep, only to be disturbed when he got up to go the bathroom x I contemplated staying the night & we spoke about getting up in the morning and going for breakfast together but in the end i decided to head home and get in my own bed x After all does a lady stay over on the first date!?!?!? hahaha x

Im glad i called it a day when i did.... it was the perfect ending to a prefect day x

Why cant all days be that blissful?!?!?!

Back in Business with my Blackberry x

Good Afternoon!

Ive not written for a while, i know. But here i am now.....

Ive got good new for a change... haha (not like me i know lol)

Well guys, some of you may know that i had problems with my blackberry bout 4 months ago.... haha listen to this... i'll tell u the story.... only something like this can happen to our Jess ;)))

I arrived home a little tipsy one night, phoneless..... 'damn why do i always do that?!?!' i thought. so, i called up and told the phone company and they put on the blocks for me, the next day passed, and the next and still my phone was still not showing up.... i went to the carphone warehouse and got a replacement sim & tried to claim on the insurance for a new phone only to be told that i had never been insured!!!! i had the paperwork with me to prove that i had signed the direct debit for the insurance but they had never collected the payment from my bank & in the small print i had to deal with it in the first 3 months of contract (not the last 3 months).... my friggin luck haha!!! how the hell am i suppose to know if the pmt came out of my bank?!?!? do i look like the type of girl that checks the minor details on my statements?!?!? jeez c'mon!! x

anyway.... fumin that i still ad to pay for a contract that i could not get te full benefits of i went on my way and put my sim in an old crappy fone :((( ....... & then what turned up that day?!?!? yep my bloody blackberry!!! haha my neighbour had found it outside my door and decided to keep it safe in his place until he saw me to check if it was mine and give it me back..... buzzin now that i got my fone back i instantly foned the company back up to get it unblocked..... rah rah rah.... 72 hours miss & then it wil lbe back up and running.... fab!!! im bac in business with my lickle pink bundle of emails n net n pics n contacts x

72 hours later...... insert sim card...... ARRRGGGHHHH

back on the phone...... miss i will now remove the final block and this can take up to 72 hours.......

72 hours later..... please insert sim...... ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

Now guys this was back in may..... after numerous calls to 02 (each time getting a different answer) i was getting severely peed off!!!

Now last weekend i was getting to the end of my tether.... thinking my contract is up in 2wks & that phone will no longer be a matter to the phone company once im into a new contract so i knew i needed to get it sorted quick time..... so i went in to the o2 shop to see if they could help..... i'd received various emails from o2 giving me instructions on master resets and such so i thought maybe the o2 guy could help.....

NOPE! he tried and tried but nothing.... so he called up o2..... now for some reason the advisor on the line listened to the o2 guy more than me..... surprise surprise! when i called and said they must have emailed incorrect instructions it was miss please try again.... when mr o2 does it they believe him..... (dont u jus hate that!!!)

so i now get the final answer.... the dopey get that i reported the fone lost to blocked the emei number (a no no with blackberrys) so it was their fault so they were going to send me ot a replacement.....

yipee a brand spanker for me!!!!

but noooo that was not enough as my model was out of stock & so i layed it on thick.....

'im not waiting for a delivery' .... 'dont u think the fact ive waited 4 months already is enough?' ..... 'it was one of your colleagues faults.... do i need to write to your manager?'

so i got a brand new model....the 8900 titanium curve.... ching ching!!! RESULT!!!

so im blackberry buzzing again.... i can keep up with all my a/w messages and emails......

IM SOOO HAPPY.... x

(so ive no excuses for not getting right back to you now when you mail me)

Laazzzyyy morning with a Romcom xxx

Good Morning!

After spending a very pleasurable hour with a very witty guy yesterday who commented on my blog, i thought, 'bloody ell! Ive not written for a looong looong time!'

So....here i am...... thought i better put pen to paper (or finger to laptop) x

As you've prob figured from the title of this blog..... im having a laaaazzzzzyyyy morning..... yes woke up this morning & kissed goodbye to last nights stay over at 9am for some much needed 'me time'. How i love time alone...... its so strange that im known as a party girl, got many friends, thrive on what i do, love meeting new people, absolutely love conversation.... those of you that know me will know how chatty i am and will understand why my nickname is SMILER :))))) ...... and yet.... when the door is closed & im not expecting company, with the phone on silent i love to kick back and absorb the calm, the fact that i dont have to rush to do anything, and i have a few hours to 'potter'.... do exactly what i want.

So that has led me this morning to actually getting out of bed and putting on my p.j's..... (im sure most ppl do that the other way around)..... but this is me..... i sleep naked so i???!?!?! i got out of bed n put on my itsy bitsy house shorts n vest top..... grabbed my quilt off the bed and curled up on the sofa to watch a movie.

Im not usually a romcom type of chick.... but im watching Made of Honor & you know its not a bad flick actually!!! Not that good that im 100% glued but im watching it while writing this & still following the plot ok so as a typical romcom goes.... its obviously not a deep story line but for my 'me time' the movie on the tv, the quilt & laptop on the sofa yes yes it creates a very easy going morning x

When the movie is over i plan on getting a nice hot bubble bath & priming myself for a lunch date and then will be ready for the days 'unknown' as i dont have any plans at all for after lunch...... ?

So guys.... im going to love you and leave you..... x

Watch the end of my movie, get breakfast, get a bath & hit the road for the day!!!

Hope you're all enjoying the nice weather & not working too hard hehe x

Love Jess xxx

xxx Back to Mine xxx

Yes Guys.....

Im fed up of living in hotels..... it was fun but Miss Jessica Leeds does get bored easily and the hassle of checking in, then uncomfortable beds, kettles not working, city centre parking, then not parking correctly so the hassle of paying parking tickets.....

You know how it is! Its added stress once the boredom of it kicks in.....

I loved it to start with.... feeling like a celeb dining out & staying in hotels but im ready for a little home comfort again so am now inviting you guys back to mine again.

I have a discreet apartment in the City Centre. Its great as i can offer incalls around the clock now as and when you want and i please. When i was in the hotels i hated doing incalls late at night as its harder for you guys to get in and then there are the guys that dont want to go into hotels at all in case they are noticed.

Haha and can you imagine the amount of luggage i turned up with for a couple night stay?!?!?! Soooo many towels & changes of clothes, bottles of juice, wine etc etc

No ive decided for the time being its back to mine guys.....

Im not saying forever.... i may get bored of that and want to go back to hotels again but for now its the apartment.

I really do hope you come and visit me x

Party Girl to Cinema Buff to Snowboarder

Hi guys & girls!

How are you all today? Im all good you know....

im fresh n feelin fit n well.....

you know i think ive finally hung up my party shoes.... yes its been happening gradually.... its probably mainly to do with the illness earlier this year.... anit-biotics forcing me into a semi-detox then hospital making damn sure of a full detox....... and you know ive just not quite got back into the old 'night owl' routine..... a late night for me would now be 2am & a lie in coud be as early as 9am!!!! what happened to the party girl that had to set the alarm to be up at 2pm?!?!!? hahaha i cant complain its so much better to be a little like the rat race i mean who wants to constantly swimming against the tide?!!?!?

i tell you the amount of appointments i missed last year due to sleeping in...... doctors appointments and omg!!! i lost my faithful hairdresser due to missing so many appointments..... and the excuses you use..... unbelievable cuz come on..... who can use the excuse they over slept at 3pm?!?!?! Ive blamed so many receptionists for being dumb and giving me wrong appointment times or dates.... god help if they put a junior or somebody who clearly lacked confidence on the phone to me that was my golden ticket out of it every time no fail lol x

i was completely nocturnal..... i started to turn it around this year with a few sleeping tablets that i took in january as over the xmas period i stayed at my parents and was so embarrassed to be sat up watchin utter crap on tv still when they were getting up for the day!!!! but i still couldnt get back to 'normal' completely as i'd still go off the rails every week at some point for a blow out or get caught up at some random party where i just couldnt say....'hey its time for me to go to bed!'.

but not any more!!! now my night out would consist of a nice meal then cinema then home to bed or a nice meal then cinema then home to bed!!!

hahaha the choices!!!!

dont get me wrong i dont think all the party juice is used up in this girl yet..... once a live wire always a live wire but for the time being im plodding in the slow lane & saving some pennies for a nice holiday.

Does that make me boring?!?!?! oh no i might be getting old :((((

Either way, im still jess, still good fun, still lively & above all..............

I AM BURSTING WITH A LOT MORE ENERGY!!!!

i think i just need to put my party energy into something a little more constructive......

im thinking bout learning to ski or snow board..... its something ive never done before & i was given a tip the other day that the ski resorts are crying out for female escorts as its mainly male only holiday makers there and very little women around for entertainment.

so using my head i will get myself a new hobby while making money from it also......

so excape ski slope...... here i come!!!

xxx

its comin on... its comin on... its comin on...

yes yes the weekend is creeping up on us....

i dont know bout you but ive had a pretty good week.... you know for some of us working girls it can be pretty hard switching from the escort world to that parallel universe of 'normality' lol x
but this week ive managed to transist very smoothly indeed :)))

hahaha it may be that the edges arent as apparent and the two worlds are becoming a blur.... oh no!!! im merging the two into one!!! hahaha is that a good thing or bad?!?!?

i dunno... all i know is without thinking bout repurcussions in the future... ive had a damn good week!!!

ive got my day of work planned out today and am looking forward to the weekend.... sorry guys i know i said i would be but im not going to be a round this weekend as im set out for a weekend of 'normality'.... its gonna be theme park for an action packed day tomorrow and then a day at the zoo on sunday x

there again..... this is england..... should the weather take a turn for the worse i can guarantee you i will be shacked up in a leeds hotel waiting for your calls lol x

so im going to go get my spray tan now (a little miffed cuz ive lost my toothbrush so need to pop the shop prompto on checking out of this hotel)

morning breath is never good lol x

so shop, tan, lunch, work x

ttfn x

bi-sexual escort nymphomaniac dare devil party gal

hey guys & girls

good afternoon to you all x

thought i'd drop u all a line or 2....

i know ive not written for a while cuz if im honest ive not had 'issues' goin on like before so not felt the need to get online n write my blog to explain myself x

as they say no news is good news so yes ive been smiling behind the scenes but wanna put myself back up on the front line n let u all know that lol (hehe x)

it has helped me in the past writin bout my probs in my blog as i get a good response both from adultwork guys and the guys who read the blog attached to my website..... ive had guys tellin me how to re-program my fob for my car to get the electrics re-booted...... ive had guys tellin me how to cheat start up on my laptop to rid of any nasties on there.... and then of coursse ive had the guys just generally feeling sorry for me and wanting to send flowers to my hospital bed (sorry it was not possible!) x

so to those guys i wanna say a 'BIG THANKS' its nice to know you're there xxx


You know i really cant believe how fast this year is flying by..... its frightening to think we are nearly half way already..... and yes only a few days of sun have passed and ive spent every bank hol (except the last one......which was good) in some sort of drama scene..... hahaha

im telling you guys my life is better than a movie.....

when i look back ..... i think......

I AM THE DRAMA QUEEN hahahaha

NEVER A DULL MOMENT....... LIFE IS GRAND!!!

ME LOVES IT X

But dont let me speak too soon as just lately ive been pretty 'normal' (whatever that is to a 26 year old bi-sexual escort nymphmaniac dare devil easily gets bored party girl) ??????

i dunno peeps but what i do know is that ive enjoyed writin this for you again (it kinda helps bring out my cheeky side) ...... puts a smile on my face for the day..... so im going to shoot for now..... get my hair dried (cuz im fresh out the shower) & get my self primed up for you guys today.....

catch you later.....

love n hugs
jess xxx

sEXING IT UP IN dublin!!!

Morning guys & girls x

Yes yes im a little excited bout my little trip now..... Jessica is going to Dublin in the morning!

Its been YEARS since my last visit but i do love the city... think its a 'great crack!' lol x I cant wait to go back x

Im actually going for a friends Birthday but you know me, i love escorting, its my drug! How on earth could i go 4 days without doing what i do best... i mean yeah im a party girl & i will be celebrating a friends birthday..... but there is no mysticism there.... it will be a good time but not quite 'edgey' enough for Jess. So im hoping to get a few calls and do a bit of sneaking around for some naughty encounters xxx

In the meantime im getting prepared today.... think i will head into town for a spray tan.... get my nails touched up so they are looking fresh & sparkly..... & then i will have to pack my bag.....

HAND LUGGAGE ONLY!!!

RYANAIR!!! ..... I do not travel lightly!!! Oh No!!

I did a bit of a dummy run on the packing yesterday & in my Pauls Boutique Leather Holdall (that will have to double up as my hand bag out there seeing as my hand bag has to fit in the holdall?!?!?) & i can get in......

* A pair of high heels
* 2 belts
* 4 pairs of 'leggings' (1 wet look for night time - SEXY!!)
* 1 mini skirt
* 5 tops
* 1 clutch bag
* my make up bag
* hairdryer
* straighteners

& then obviously money & passport but.....

no room for any toiletries!!! what bout my shampoo & conditioner, shower gel, body lotion blah blah blah

Thinking maybe i will have to buy it out there & leave it there when i come back.... i hate putting things to waste like that..... such a shame..... damn u ryanair & your stupid rules x

I would be happy to pay a little extra for an extra bag but my travel companion says 'NO!' cuz then we have to queue up &b if we only take hand luggage its express check in ...... PurLEASE! since when is any airport express haha ...... dont make me laugh x

But me being the good girl that i am (wink wink x) I will do as im told and pack my litte 50 x 40 x 20 bag or whatever it is & leave out certain 'essentials' & deep breath, smile & look forward to my journey & better still my PARTY in Dublin x

DONGLE DOO..... xxx

Omigod guys.... cant believe how long its been since my last blog... :(((((

I know haha ive missed it 2!!! lol

So where do i start? Prob where i left off hey?!?!

Its been that long i cant quite remember.......... well ive had a few lickle hiccups (for a change)..... i went away for the bank holiday and made slight living arrangements immediately after.... i wont bore u with the details but 2 cut a long story short...... u've not heard frm me for so long as ive not had 24/7 access 2 the net..... what with a broken blackberry.... a laptop with a virus im only left with the internet access at home and well guys i jus aint been there lol!!!!

so i got a dongle for access & YEAH DONGLES ARE GOOD BUT SOOOOO SLOW!!!

So here i am on a friday night.... rain pouring outside..... on the net using my very very slow dongle.... haha every time i say dongle i have to smile.... kinda sounds rude doncha think hehehe xxx

Despite being frustrated not getting on the net as much as i would have liked this week ive had a fab time...........

Wednesday was fun.... i had a little road trip down south & had a fab night with a true gent..... the 3 hour drive back after being awake nearly all night wasnt the highlight but was well worth it. Looking forward to our trip away next month x

since then i have taken it steady.... in fact tonight guys im just chillin out with the boys!!! watch a movie & get myself into bed early x

Tomorrow im goin the salon around midday to get my hair highlighted & eyebrows put into some sexy good looking shape. Hey a bit of pampering never goes amiss and then its onto bless my presence on a very special sweet guy....... i cant wait!!!

Sunday is party time for me...... me & a girlie r away to do what we do best!!! Well do what we do well.... drink wine, flirt, giggle & dance the night away!!! Cant wait!!!

Monday is a little work & a little organising myself as Tuesday Im going away on a little trip until Friday.......... so i will miss sunny leeds for a few days (almost a week i suppose)......

so if i dont get time to write again before my trip...... i will be sure to drop a line or two when i get back!!!

Love jess x

MY HOURS NEXT WEEK ........

Monday 27th April - Incalls & Outcalls

Tuesday 28th April - Incalls & Outcalls

Wednesday 29th April - Outcalls Only

Thursday 30th April - Incalls & Outcalls

Friday 1st May - Incalls & Outcalls

& then im away all weekend..... Back on Tuesday 5th May xxx

From Top 2 Bottom

Mornin!!! Or shud i say..... Afternoon!!!

How r u all today? Im all good you know... Have just had a great couple of days..... have been staying in a plush hotel in leeds & although have been offering incalls have found myself doin mostly outcalls & you know I have LOVED it!!! On lovely sunny days driving around, music on, shades on, visiting the unknown...... I LOVE IT!!!

Dont get me wrong incalls are good but I like to get out and about sometimes.... outcalls have that little bit more of an 'edge' to them as its the unknown that excites me.... they give me that added nervousness of me not knowing where im going to or even if i am revisiting a home i have been to previously its the fact that its more the guy who is entertaining me.... yes i am putting myself in the capable hands of a gent who wants to spend time with me.... how better way to spend an sunny afternoon?

I think aswell, with me having done a lot of incalls on the run up to my time off with my illness its been so refreshing starting back on sunny days doing great outcalls to see some very nice people in some very nice homes x

Well anyway..... i am going on a bit there arent I? hahaha x

I was intending to write a blog to tell you what i was doing today not the debate on incall or outcall lol x

So yes.... today?

I went to Boots this morning to buy some tan in a can.... (with my little dressing on my wound i cannot get a spray tan done in the salon until its better).... so its DIY tan at home today..... so off im going to pop in a mo get into some smalls & spray myself with the tan get my skin looking more healthy with a warm glow..... while thats drying and developing im going to set myself about the place in a cleaning frenzy....

Im scrubbin my place..... FROM TOP 2 BOTTOM!!! When i was ill i didnt really get chance to clean up 'properly' as i like to in my little OCD type fashion.... obviously i have dusted and hoovered but things like windows & skirting have not been washed & cleaned & it is so irritating!!! I know i could have had somebody else do it but its just not the same when somebody else cleans for you..... i like to do it myself!!!

Ah you know.... not that you guys will be interested but if there are any girls reading this....

I'VE DISCOVERED A MIRACLE today!!!! DRY SHAMPOO!!! haha i bought some in boots this morning & gave my hair a little spray and hey presto.... abrocadabrah!!! i look like ive just stepped out of the hair salon!!! I cant believe i have never been told to buy some before, or why i have never thought to buy it before & why i did today but hey this is a new lease on life for me...... i thought tan in a spray can was good but clean hair in a can.... bloody hell!!! hahaha x

Oh boy i am blabbering on today arent i?!?! I wont bore you anymore.... im gonna pump up the tunes & get cracking on my chores xxx

You can take the girl out of the party but you cant take the party out of the girl......

Afternoon all!

How r u all 2day & how was ur wkend?

Mine was ab fab hunnies.... & am ab-fabbie-doobie 2day!

Yeah i chilled out saturday, as the weather was not great until afternoon i had a real nice lazy start to the day. I went for a ride out in the countryside late afternoon & had a sit by the water. Met some friends for dinner at 8pm & thought i would not last the nite what with recovering from lazst weeks episode in hospital.... but guess what guys!!!

YES YES THIS GIRL IS BACK TO HER OLD SELF.....

!!! YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT U CANT TAKE THE PARTY AWAY FRM THE GIRL !!!

Well it went a little bit like this....... gls wine.... nice 3 course dinner..... bottle beer?!?!!? (dont ask me why i went for beer!!!)..... a few brandy's...... back on the wine & then ended up dancin my little tuttsies off in a night club!!! I had a fab night.... i only stayed out until 1.30am so was very mild compared to how i was a month ago but i was BUZZING to be well again after being off colour for sooo looong!!!

I set my alarm for 9am yesterday & woke up hangover free (always a bonus!) haha hehe x

My parents came for dinner & we went for a walk after dinner that we planned to last an hour or two and we ended up hiking for 5hours!!!

So i can honestly say 'me is back!' xxx

I slept like a baby last night after walking all afternoon yesterday & woke up absolutely over the moon this morning that its like a summers dcay. I heard that there was a frost this morning but i didnt rise until 9am so im afraid i missed that!!!

I skipped off down to the doctors surgery to get my dressing changed, popped to the shop & skipped back!!!

Im now in the process of getting all of my laundry washed & put on the line & am thinking bout meeting a friend for lunch as im getting a little peckish.

My phone has been turned off over the past week due to my illness but i am going to get that back alive now & start answering calls again as i do feel fully recovered (apart from the little dressing).

Haha i better brace myself for the amount of msgs that r gonna come pouring thru!!!

So im gonna shoot for now hunnies.... get a nice glass of ice water.... sit on the3 garden and tend to my msgs and then pop out for lunch x

I think its gonna have to be a pub lunch sat in a nice beer garden somewhere in the countryside.... hhhmmmm x

Have a nice day all.

Love jess xxx

Mmm..... Pie & Mash x

Hey guys

How r u on this sunny friday afternoon? Good i hope x

Me? im very well, just been for hearty pub lunch with my girlfriend, charlotte. Mmmmm pie & mash.... cant beat it!!! We had a nice chat & have now caught up with our 'general topics' that we always talk about as with me not working this week we have not had the chance to meet up but we had a couple of hours together. I really do miss my work life when not in full swing..... speaking to charlotte today made me realise that more than ever but hey ho!!!! wont b long till im back (better than ever) now........ Speaking with charlotte is different to speaking with my other friends as we see the world from the same perspective.... i mean doing what we do takes some understanding.... especially when you love it as much as we do!!!

Anyway.....

So im fed and watered & now feeling very relaxed & content with myself x

Charlotte has headed off home now so here i am at home & i thought seeing as im not seeing any of you guys this week... i will give a little update on jessica's world x

So to put it in a nut shell......

Im feeling better
Happy
Content
Ready for a chilled friday night
In front of the TV
Maybe a take away
More than likely a take away
As not a lot of food in
But a nice take away
Watch friends
Maybe a movie
Paint my nails
Put on a face pack
Lotion my body
Pedicure

Damn this is the life!!!!

Haha catch u lata guys x

have a fab fri nite (& weekend x)

Love jess x

Final straw of my BAD LUCK BUNCH!

Hello hello

You may have wondered where i have been since saturday..... im back now.... but i ended up in the bloody hospital on sunday!!!

Yes.... went to mothers for some tlc but my condition got worse so father took me to a&e & i was admitted straight away....

Im better now.... well.... feelin better in myself..... had a little op..... so a little sore from that but am fighting fit in my mental state, which is very annoying as i hate being told to rest up!!!

Before you all start worrying too much (i wish!!) it was only a little mole / cyst that i had removed, nothing to worry about..... i think it just had me a little run down for a while and then started to cause me pain so ive had the little bleeder binned!!! haha x

Im obviously not working 100% at the moment, those of you that can sympathise with me & 'take it easy' i would be more than happy to spend a little time with. Im still looking gorgeous as ever.... just a little dressing on my leg!!!

Anyway.....flowers, chocs and get well cards can all be sent to the above address (cheeky!) x HAHAHA x

I will keep you posted with my recovery that is going to be speedy i can assure you!!!

Hopefully ....... this is the final straw of my BAD LUCK BUNCH!!!!! ;)

Will write again soon.

Love Jess x

POORLY SICK :(((

I bloody well knew it! After feeling so positive yesterday morning.... the day of doom crept up on me.... :((

Yes guys Jessica is written off! Im poorly sick! I had to cancel my guy last night who i was soooo looking forward to seeing & luckily he didnt want to re-arrange for today because Im worse today!!!

I hate not being on form.... so Im packing my case and heading into mothers arms!!! What a big baby i am!! haha

Its bank hol weekend... & i am (or was) the party girl..... Whats happened to me!!!!!

Im in agony!!! so my mother has a pillow & quilt waiting for me at hers and im off for some TLC x

Ahhh what a baby i am... YES! I can be at times like this!!!! Im not ruining anybodies plans, mother was staying home this weekend anyway..... cooking a lovely dinner tomorrow... i need to build my strength back up.....x

(Hope i still get out tomorrow night!)

If im not 100% though im not going to push myself.... i need to get better x

So guys im off home for the weekend.... i will let you know when im fully recovered and back on form.....

In the meantime im wishing you all a happy easter x

Or if you dont celebrate easter (like me) & ITS ALL ABOUT A LONG BANK HOL WEEKEND & BOOZE UP!!!!

Have a bloody good one!!! & dont do anything I wouldnt do!

Love jess x

Am available tomorrow for incalls guys!!!

Hola!!

Im around tomorrow & the weekend!

& after a lovely relaxing day today im more than ready guys x


GOOD FRIDAY IM AVAILABLE..........


FROM 9AM - 12PM FOR OUTCALLS

FROM 12PM - 8PM FOR INCALLS & OUTCALLS

FROM 12AM - 2AM FOR INCALLS


& THEN SATURDAY.... I WILL BE UP EARLY
& OFFERING A SPECIAL OFFER OF £100 PER HOUR

FROM 8AM - LATE

& EASTER SUNDAY STILL WITHT THE SPECIAL OFFER OF £100 PER HOUR

FROM 8AM - 12PM


& then guys.... Im off out to party myself this Bank Holiday Weekend!!!

So if i dont see you i wish you all a happy easter and a fab long weekend

Love jess x

cHiLaXin....

Yes yes.........

Ive been on a go-slow today.... ive not worked at all!!!

Its been one of those days of tv & net, net & tv..... munchin & drinking x

Ive caught up on my programmes that i sky plus & now am going to have a nice relaxing bath..... slip into my jams & curl up on the sofa for more tv!!

xxxx LAAAAZZZZZZXYYYYYY DAAAAYYYYYZZZZ xxxx


oh i love it in the fast lane but then i like it just as much to slip into neutral & float on by until i stop!!!

Everybody needs a bit of 'me time' every now & then & today has been my day for that!!! So ive been real lazy & really chilled out.

I am missing the action though so am really looking forward to getting on my sexy garms tomorrow, doing myself up for you guys and doing what i do best!!!

I feel really, really sleepy today, am that relaxed my body feels heavy so i know when my head hits the pillow tonight im gonna be a gonna - right into the land of nod.....

haha... that reminds me bout a dream i had the other night....

was soooo funny!!!

I was in a farmhouse sat on a stone floor next to a patio door.... i was making fried rice, all different ones, special fried rice, egg friend rice and chicken fried rice.... (haha) Gordan Ramsey was out on the patio in a chicken run trying to catch the chicken to kill for the chicken fried rice! he was very very frustrated because he couldnt catch the damn thing!! i was chuckling inside watching him gettin infuriated & lost concentration on what i was doing. I had put down the spoon that i was meant to be stirring the rice with & had started kneading it in a bowl as though it was dough!!! By this point i had started laughin out loud at gordan running up and down after the chicken with his face bright red and sweaty, he looked over at me and saw me kneading the rice.... & shouted at me to instantly get my hands out of the facking bowl & do 100 squats!!! so up i got and with my hands by each ear i got in to the 100 squats.... at that point i woke up happily thinking how much i like exercising.... especially squats.....

haha...... hhhhmmmm... i wonder why??!!?!?

hahaha i'll leave that thought with you......

My Availability Mon 6th - Sun 12th

Mon - 12pm - 12am - Leeds City Centre Incalls (special offer £100 per hour) & outcalls
Tues - 8am - 2pm - Leeds City Centre Incalls (special offer £100 per hour) & outcalls

Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat - Available at normal rate

xxx SPECIAL OFFER SUNDAY xxx

Yes guys...

i know i was going to have the weekend off but i have had a very good week & ive got the bug again.... yes im an addict & you are my drug....

So..... im offering my services for £100 per hour tomorrow (Sunday 5th April)

I will be around from 12pm until...... well...... haha...... until im satisfied lol xxx

So old & new give me a call..... xxx

xXx SuNnY dAyZ xXx

Well well well.... this is a turn up for the books! lol x

After me thinking it was the end for me yesterday (hahaha) today is fairing much much better x

I woke up (around 11am) - (nice lie in) - (AGAIN!), but still was in a bad mood, feeling slightly depressed, well, sorry for myself to say the least. Was slightly stressed thinking how on earth im going to juggle getting my car fixed as well as keep my appointments (& my sanity) x

I moped about the internet for a while, watched a bit of tv & then thought what the hell..... a bit of retail therapy should do the trick today for me. So of i popped up the stairs to get a bath, put on a little makeup, scraped up my hair into a bobble & got dressed. Well i looked in the mirror & still didnt feel any better. I looked terrible, no twinkle in my eye, no freshly washed hair, i'd not even gone to town on my makeup!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!? THIS IS NOT ME!??!!?

I thought bout popping to Crown Point as i can walk to there & i feel its a place where people go more casually dressed rather than the real city slickers in town.... so Ugg boots on as i had a bit of a walk (10 mins but still, when you're used to driving everywhere......) I headed out the door.

I remembered my sat nav & torch & cd's etc etc being in my car & SHIT! the central locking not working i thought i had better take them inside so i went to my car & when i got inside to collect my valuables out of it i thought i'd just try the engine. So i popped the bonnet, re-connected the battery, sat in the driver seat & turned the key & WHOOP WHOOP!!! it started, i tried the indicators... check!.... i tried the wipers....check!.... i tried the stereo....check! I have a fully functional car!!! So i decided to run back inside to change my jacket as i no longer had to walk..... got out the car, pressed the fob to lock the car..... the wing mirrors went in (as usual), the indicators flashed to say the alarm & imobiliser was set (as usual) but the doors didnt lock.... SHIT! I still need my key fob re-programming - DOH!

No worries though.... this wont set me back... its a beautiful day, the sun is shining, i want some retail therapy, i going in my car whether it locks or not at least everything else works on it!!!

So off i go driving down the road, shades on, music pumping... yes yes this is it im back.... Jess is smiling, the sun is shining & its actually a mild day for once x

I hit tk max, not in the mood for clothes shopping, im a sucker for kitchen bits n bobs so i head on up the stairs & check out some new wine glasses... found some gorgeous glasses that had me written all over them. I was in need of new glasses too as too much partying at mine recently has left me about 8 glasses down. So happy with my find i head on over to the check out, see a big queue but stand in it & what do you know it flies down so im soon glasses & receipt in hand actually skipping back to my car!!

IM BACK!!! JESSICA IS BACK xxx

Oh boy do i hate hitting a low but i feel positive again now & feel that my bad luck is behind me once again x

So now im at home, all windows open & im ready for a real spring clean. Then get some nice food then an even better bath then chill & look forward to work tomorrow.

xxx A CLEAN HOME IS A HAPPY HOME xxx

So with a sparkling abode & a lifted spirit Im back to my usual witty self... finding everything a laugh & taking everything in my stride & loving every minute.

Yes i love being me but i hate being tested but 2 'shitty' days and im back.

Im really looking forward to Manchester on Thursday.... & then im thinking maybe Sheffield the week after & possibly Nottingham some time soon aswell.

Well, I hope you're all having a great day too.

Love & Hugs
Jess xxx

IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS

IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS WELL HELLO GUYS & HOW IS YOUR WEEKEND GOIN?

Me? Im living a bloody nightmare!!! hahaha not like me at all i know im usually high spirited & happy go lucky.... plodding on in my little bubble but no trying times have been sent my way to test me... BIG TIME!!!

I suppose it all started 2weeks ago when i had a kidney infection... it kinda knocked me off track a little as i dont bow down 2 illness easily... its boring, worrying, painful and many more negative things so i try and ignore it and carry on with happy positive vibe in my bubble but no the kidney infection wiped me out i swear i was on the verge of septecemia so i had a bit of a bad time with that and then thought that would be it.....

but noooo.......

when terror strikes in my life it wont let me get back up!!!

After wasting a day yesterday trying to sort things out for a friend (but failing miserably) - (not my fault tho) i ended up getting blind drunk!!! Woke up this morning with a stinking hang over.... still with the burden of having to complete what i tried yesterday only to find that my car window had been completely smashed in by a concrete slab!!!!

WHO HATES ME?!?!?!??

So upset, feeling rough & by this point quite emotional i got a quote of £260 for a new windscreen.... my stupid insurance company (HASTINGS) charge a £295 excess for glass damage so i had to walk to the cashpoint (in the rain) at 9am to go get the £260 (begrudgingly) & wait for the guys to come and fix the wind screen.....

well no....

its not over yet!!!!

Strange things started going on with my car..... the wipers working themselves with no key in the ignition..... the central lockin goin beserk.... the car would not even start!!!!

I thought the guys who fit the screen had short circuited the electrics when reattaching the rain sensor but their professional guy they called on the fone said that it sounds like rain would have got into the electrics & it may dry out in 2 hours or 2 days..... NIGHTMARE!!!!

But what if theyre wrong? i let my car sit on the drive for 2 days to dry out to find it didnt need drying out cuz i WAS RIGHT 7 they WERE WRONG & they did short circuit the electrics when they tampered with the rain sensor when fitting the new windscreen......

I have more problems with cars than anything else in my life.....

I COULD SCREAM!!!!!

You know im gonna go for now but will write more to let you know when im back on track & back to being the Jess you all love not infection & problem & bad luck Jess xxx

£10 DISCOUNT IF YOU BOOK USING ADULTWORK BOOKING FORM

Hi guys

Im currently offering a £10 discount to those of you that book using the adultwork booking form system.

For those of you that are not aware of Adultwork, it is a site that i advertise on. There is a link on my site that will take you straight to my adultwork profile page.

I like guys to use a booking form as it allows us both to leave feedback for each other & adultwork is monitored. By having the option to leave feedback it obviously means that it filters out time wasters as i can say if a guy does not show up. On a positive outlook, i can let other girls know how good a guy is & the guy can also state on my profile how he found me.You also have the option of leaving detailed field reports.

I know on first glance Adultwork does not look like a classy site at all (& yes some of it is pure filth!!! LOL) but it is a safe site to use, so take a look xxx

xXx HaPpY dAyS xXx

Good morning (well afternoon) guys!

Yes what a sleep i had last night, ive not had a long lie in for a long time. Well, since getting my screwed up body clock back to normal.

I used to be a real night owl, going to sleep around 3am-6am & not waking up until mid afternoon (with an alarm!!!). These days im hitting the sack around midnight most days and rising bout 9am which is absolutely super now that spring is here. Im working more 'normal' hours & am even managing a jog before i start work most days instead of rushing around late all the time.

Yesterday I had a lovely day of pampering, got my nails done, had a nice massage & had a sunbed. I have just had a lovely soak in the bath this morning with a face mask on to freshen my face & now im feeling on top of the world & ready for fun!

Well its now 12.30 & i need to fix my hair & moisturise my body, apply make up and make my way down to the hotel that i am working from today & await your calls.

Im happy, happy, happy today. Ive got one of my little hotties coming to see me later & fun is guaranteed with him..... & then will have dinner with my girlfriend.... think we are going for chinese tonight.

Then i will head back to the hotel & hit the sack! So will be in the hotel tomorrow morning for you early birds.

Catch you later!!!

Love & hugs,
Jess xxx

MANCHESTER TOUR COMING SOON

hi guys

After several enquiries & speaking to my girlfriend, we have decided to spend a couple of days in Manchester.

We are yet to decide which night to choose & which hotel but we will be treating you Manchester guys very soon. Its likely going to be next week so if anybody has any preference please do let me know so that i can make sure that i am over on that day as my timetable is very flexible at the moment.

So yes Manchester here we come... a blonde & a brunette with an inseperable bond... giving you north west boys a treat you wont forget!!!

If you cant make it next week then we will be doing another night very soon in April so we do really hope to be catching up with you for fun shortly.

Will let you know of the date as soon as we decide.

Love & hugs
Jess xxx

xxx SPECIAL OVERNIGHT OFFER JUST £500 xxx

Hey guys

As im getting sooo addicted to the hotel living i will be offering overnight stays for just £500 this wednesday & thursday.

If you'd rather me come to you then that of course is no problem but why not come and join me in my hotel room for fun?

Hugs & kisses
Jess xxx

My availability this week..............

This week i will be available....

Tues 24th - Daytime (generally 10am - 7pm)
Wed 25th - All day & Night (until early hours or available for overnight stay)
Thurs 26th - All day & Night
Sat 28th - Daytime

Incall Location - I have a temporary alernative x

Hey guys!

Sorry to say but my apartment is now no longer in use for incalls. I am temporarily using Leeds City Centre Hotels.

Each time i choose a hotel i make sure that it is easily accessible for you guys as i know you would not want to be stopped at reception & i make sure that it has parking for those of you that drive.

I always take along refreshments & even snacks, my own toiletries & clean towels. I really do make it home from home so that we can relax & feel comfortable in the secure location of a hotel.

I have now been using hotels for 2 weeks and really thought that it would be a chore after using the comfort of my own apartment but i really really do enjoy the mysticism that hotels hold and think im going to become a hotel addict!

Hotels offer more security for both myself & you & it kind of feels more exciting (well for me it does!)

So please before you start making your way to my old location for an incall, do give me a call to find out where i have chose to make my bed for the day!!!

love & kisses
Jess xxx

Blonde, Brunette, Red Head? Im a chameleon x

Well hi guys & girls....

Dont laugh.... but i've got a new selection of wigs!

I absolutely love them... they give me new character & make me feel so so sexy! I know what your all thinking... you're picturing those tacky monofibre plastic wigs but no, no, no... i got some very natural looking wigs made from real hair. They make me UBA SEXY!!! x

I actually wore one yesterday on my trip out with the girlies & my friends thought i had had my hair cut, re-styled & dyed (i wore a layered length brunette wig with blonde streaks), they commented on how good i looked (not that my hair is not nice naturally).

U know us women... we love change... well I DO!!!

So guys if you'd rather see me as a red head or a brunette all you have to do is shout.... im versatile in many ways & now can even change my hair colour many times per day lol x

Well im going out now to buy a new school girl outfit!!! I feel a dress up day coming on!!!

Love jess x

P.S today im sporting a shoulder length brunette / blonde.... feeling very sexaay!!!

Wish me luck at BINGO tmorrow!!! haha x

Good Evening Guys & Girls x Ive had a lovely day, helps when i wake up in a good mood & its sunny & fresh outside, but Phil then made my morning even better, such a gent, lovely to talk & well, we had a very good time together..... nearly overfilled the bath with COLD water... dont ask!!! I think he thought i was tryin to give him a cold shower... would i?!?!? hahaha of course not it was a mistake. Phil is a true gent who i really do hope to see again. It has given me faith in reverse bookings now so will deffo check them more regularly from now on x After having fun with Phil i then went & met my girlie for a spot of lunch..... sooooo long since we managed to meet up as our schedules just do not coincide at times!!! But lunch today was fab.... crab & spinach risotto..... mmm was very nice food, nice wine & lovely to catch up at last... its been a long time since we sat & chilled even if it was just for an hour it was very pleasurable x Then I was back to my apartment for a little more fun & then i fell asleep watching friends?!?!? Must have been from the wine at lunch time x So now im just doing a little networking, msn, facebook.... then i plan on getting a snack & then an early night..... got an early start tomorrow at the salon for a spray tan then im having the day off to catch up with more girlfriends..... i will be in one city for lunch & BINGO (me? bingo? hahaha). Oh my god! hahaha ive not been to bingo in such a long time.... its not exactly my thing... im a chatterbox so i get glares from the regulars hahaha so i wont stay there too long!!!! My friend really wants to go though, she's feeling a win coming on so i will get my dobber at the ready & try not to talk too much!!! I will then head over to another city to meet another friend for dinner which im assuming will be pub grub or nandos.... WOW ive never been so organised lol x Then i will be back in leeds tomorrow night and if im not too tired i will be working.... so here is one happy girlie retiring for the night.... full of smiles.... looking forward to tomorrow.... Sweet dreams x

xxx Hello & Welcome to my 1st Blog Entry xxx

Hello & welcome to my blog page x

Here on this page I will write diary entries, keeping you posted on my availability, what I'm getting up to & how I'm feeling.

I will give feedback & also invite you to leave feedback after our time together.

Love from Jess xxx

P.S I hope you like my site