xxx Special Offer xxx

Yes guys while im in the hotel i will be offering my services (undivided attention, pampering, kisses & much, much more) for £100 per between 2pm & 8pm Thursday 27th Aug & between 11am & 8pm Friday 28th Aug......

Please, please, please...... i cannot stress enough!

!!! BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT !!!

x HIGH CLASS IS HIGH ON LIFE x

Well guys

Last week was an absolute success...... I still use my apartment on certain occasions but last week went back to using hotels for a couple of days...... WOW!

I love nothing more than packing up my kinky kit, a few extra towels, a few bottles of wine & checking into a nice 4* hotel.

I know some of you guys prefer to come to an apartment but i must admit i dont think anything else sets the mood for dirty sex than a hotel room.....

I personally cannot be doing with the cheap hotels..... i like to book a classy hotel and make use of its full services, the fitness suite, pool (if it has one), the restaurant & of course plenty plenty room service.

So last thursday was a success as was friday....but friday night a girlfriend came to join me for a few glasses of wine between bookings, well what we thought was going to between bookings but surprisingly the phone went sooo quiet..... that we thought 'what the hell.... lets call it a night!' so already a little tipsy we got another bottle of wine..... got our sexy mini's & hit the town......

What a fab night we had!!! we had a scream..... turned up back at the hotel at 4am screaming 'we need more wine!!!' sowe had room service send some up and sat drinkingtill the sun came up...... hahaha no surprises neither of us made work the next day...... neither did we want to get up in time for check out.........

so........ we ended up booking another night so we could catch up on ur beauty sleep.... hehe ..... thats the life!!! XXX

checked out sunday morning and rested up again throughout the day and then back to bookings that night.........

well after such a good week how can a girl resist round 2 this week!?!?!

so yes i have booked another 4* hotel for tomorrow and am sooo looking forward to pleasing my guests for a couple of days.

Im at home right now...... just eaten stew and dumplings and am now going to go and get my kit packed for tomorrow.......

i already know i need my sexy secretary outfit, and some white lingerie....... hhhmmmm..... what else shall i pack?!?!? gotta b my kinky boots and a selection of toys.....

yes im looking forward to tomorrow..... its my mini hol again...........

xxx HIGH CLASS LEEDS ESCORT LOVING EVERY MIN xxx

I going to have a tv night tonight and then get an early night.... i know i'll need plenty energy for tomorrow!!!

see you soon guys

love jess x

xxx SPECIAL OFFER THIS WEEK xxx

I will be in a Leeds City Centre 4* Hotel this Thursday 20th Aug & am offering you gents to come and have fun with me at a reduced rate of £100 per hour between 2pm & 8pm x

Dont miss out on this offer and please book early to avoid disappointment xxx

I am available for incalls and outcalls from 11am - late at my normal rate of £130 but the £100 offer only stands between 2pm & 8pm x

!!!PHONE IS BACK ON NOW!!!

Yes i have now got my replacement sim so am now able to answer your calls and texts again..... yes it is the same number x

!!! CURRENTLY NOT AVAILABLE BY TELEPHONE - SORRY!!!

SORRY GUYS IF YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL OR TEXT ME x I UNDERSTAND YOU MUST BE TERRIBLY FRUSTRATED AS YOU WILL NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH SINCE THE EARLY HOURS OF MONDAY MORNING x I HAD MY HANDBAG STOLEN WITH MY PHONE IN & SO I OBVIOUSLY GOT THE PHONE AND SIM BLOCKED RIGHT AWAY TO SAVE BOTH YOUR & MY OWN PRIVACY x I AM WAITING FOR A REPLACEMENT SIM TO ARRIVE IN THE POST SO WILL BE ON THE SAME NUMBER AS SOON AS IT ARRIVES x IN THE MEANTIME THE BEST WAY TO GET THROUGH TO ME IS VIA MY PERSONAL EMAIL AS I CAN RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY FROM MY BLACKBERRY x SORRY IF THIS CAUSES INCONVENIENCE TO YOU & CAN I SAY SUPER SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD BOOKED & WERE UNABLE TO SEE ME BECAUSE OF THIS x I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS IM BACK ON MY MOBILE x

The way to a womans heart is through her stomach x

Hiya again..... bloody hell twice in one weekend on the blog.... what is wrong with me?!?! Haha I go so long not writing at all and then twice in one weekend?!?!?

Its cuz i have a few words to put out.... ;-)))

Yes and i thought life was getting boring..... the highlight of my day over the past few weeks has been getting messed around by time wasters..... boy do they know how to keep you on your toes and yes its sods law..... the phone is quiet so you get sucked in by the idiots that you would usually not entertain.... but you live in hope that the signs of a time waster is just your imagination but no its not so after preening and preparing yes you get let down...arrrghhhh.....

I suppose its a classic case of your own greed coming back around to bite you on your arse..... you see the pound signs n you live in false hope for a while.

But this past week has been..... erratic haha x Yes i was upset by Friday nights events but hopefully that is going to be put right this week, well either that or im 1 regular down, which it will be a shame to never see him again but thats the way the cookie crumbles i suppose.

Im so pleased that Mr Simpson has been in touch with 3 possible dates of a next meet this month.... im sooo looking forward to seeing him again.... this time we are going to start with dinner...... thats my style i love chatting over good food and wine..... for me that means a lot.... i know its a simple thing but i love it!!!

Really lookiong forward to it.... Nottingham /Leeds - Leeds / Nottingham..... wherever we meet, it will be another memorable night i know x

While on the subject of food..... i went to harrogate last night to finally meet a guy i used to chat to on msn.... he has a great sense of humour and wanted me to go over to see him on friday after the 'incident' in halifax but i was honest and said i was in bad mood and im better off left alone to get my head down to sleep and start a fresh day tomorrow..... so tomorrow came (yesterday, saturday) & we decided to meet up for a bottle of wine around 9pm. so i got myself ready and headed over to harrogate.... when i first entered through the door, my guy looked a little surprised.... i never asked him why as i didnt want to make an issue if there wasnt one..... its always hard meeting someone for the first time as you dont always have a similar person in your mind after the phone calls and texts to the person that is standing in front of you. and i suppose its even worse after chatting on msn as you get so personal without getting personal lol x

Any way - we set about the wine and the chat and then each other (literally!!!) lol x

IT WAS GREAT!!!

Then he popped a ready made shepherds pie in the oven that he had prepared earlier.... god what is it with these guys wanting to plump me up lol!!! i dont mind though i burn energy like theres no tomorrow so any calories for energy are greatly received, especially a decent meal with peas and gravy.... yum yum!!!

So we got dressed and sat at the table to eat 'like adults' were his words lol x

It was a scrummy meal and we set about more wine on the sofa... and then each other again..... and then more wine..... and we had such a giggle telling each other stories..... well, if im honest, the joke was probably on me 90% of the time, but ive got thick skin..... im a big girl and i can sit back and join in laughin about me and my 'zaney' life hehe x

Well, a few glasses of wine into the night, there was definately no thought of driving home to leeds so we hit the sack, rolled around once more and fell asleep x

Unfortunately i woke up after about 3 hours (around 6am) and could not get back to sleep so i left then and got in my own bed for a few more hours..... i needed to make sure i got plenty rest as im off to london tonight so have a big drive ahead of me...... a lively night and then the big drive back tomorrow............

and then....... (god does this girl ever rest?!?!?)

i got a couple to see in sheffield tomorrow night......

Hhhhmmmm a 3-sum..... really looking forward to that fun!!!!

So im off now guys.... to get packed for london....

and then bathed and hitting the road..... via rothwell as i have an outcall on the way!!!

TTFN

Hugs n kisses
Jess xxx

Mr Simpson x

Well hello there.... hope ur weekend is going well for you all so far .... x

Im going to tell you all about the week that i have had.... i did write a blog the other night after i felt quite inspired by an absolute gent that i spent the evening with but for some reason it didnt get posted?!?! I think i may have hit a button on my laptop and deleted it all!!! I'd spent an hour writing it & loved the way it read but i just cant get my head back to that moment now so im afraid im going to have to take a different angle to get me back there.....

I'll start with last weekend......

Saturday night.... at the parents.... planned a night out with my sister.... we hit the town..... drinking rose wine..... having a blast me n my sis really do bounce of each other...... 1 bottle, 2 bottle, then champagne cocktails....... go to a night club..... one more bottle of wine...... then stopped drinking the alcohol and we were just enjoying the buzz and the music dancing on the dancefloor and then.......

THUD!!! i hit the deck?!?!?! i cant place the moment that i thought i was going to fall, i cant recall that moment that usually happens between slipping and hitting the floor that feels like forever and you pull funny faces, scream and grab onto anything in reach...... no one minute i was dancing, laughing and smiling, the next i was lay flat on the floor looking with pleading eyes at everybody in the hope somebody would pick me up!!!! hahaha x it was so funny my sister was still dancing looking for me..... she didnt even realise i'd hit the deck until some guy was putting me back on my feet!!! i dusted myself off and began to dance again..... feeling a little sore on my left hand.... and then the pain got worse..... and worse..... until i was dancing holding my hand in such a way that it didnt look as though it was mine...... my sister noticed and said we shouldnt stay out so we went to kfc for food...... when in the light i could see how swollen my hand was and it was stiff!!! i couldnt move it..... it certainly didnt feel broken though.... but after so much wine who was i to judge?!?!!?

Anyway.... the food went down a treat and we went home and i slept like a baby..... only to wake up after 4 hours in agony!!! i went to the minor injuries clinic the next day to be told that i had sprained my wrist and it was going to take 2 weeks to heal.....

OMG.... i could even pick up a pen in that hand..... how the hell can i work.... or drive?!?!? JUST MY BLOODY LUCK LOL xxx

After a couple of days resting it i was ok to drive and back in leeds..... still not able to work but at least i was on the mend.....

so wednesday was spent BORED!!!!

But thursday i had a date planned for the evening with a guy from a reverse booking who i will call Mr Simpson (for the reason that he is a fan of The Simpsons, same as me!)

I was praying that my hand would hold up without the bandage on as i wanted this date to be puuurrrrfect x

So thursday arrives and thank god, im 95% better, i didnt have anything planned for the day apart from rest and a hair appointment. so after a nice soak in the bath with a face pack etc etc i head off for a session at the hairdressers. I head home after and freshen up in a quick shower and pop on the make-up and paint my nails, get dressed in one of my little black dresses and away i go to meet Mr Simpson in his hotel room.

Well to cut a long story short.......

~ 18th floor..... wow we share the views
~ im given a gift - such a nice gesture
~ champagne cocktail - so thoughtful & yummy
~ deep conversation - we chatted for almost an hour
~ a lot of romantic french kissing (really turned me on)
~ im treated to some of the best ____ ever!
~ the rest is kind of a blur as the pleasure had just put me on cloud 9.....

I had a fantastic evening with somebody who knows exactly how to please and we connected on all levels 100%....

Wow!!! What an experience.... i got home with such a smile on my face :-)

Friday arrives and i just know my good luck will be over but i cant quite guess as to how this is going to show.....

I get up early and go for a spray tan.... all ok here......

I visit a friend..... still ok.....

I go to macky d's for a bite to eat and to use my laptop to check for mail.... still ok

I have an outcall planned with a regular in halifax at 8pm..... he said he wanted 2hrs and with him being a regular i agree to give a discount.... we have only ever done an hour before, sometimes less so after i'd been there for half an hour he decided he'd like to try 2 girl..... at such short notice i couldnt invite one of my lady friends over so we called an agency..... the girl turned up about an hour later so by now my 2 hours is coming to an end (and the guy through nerves had sank around half a bottle of whiskey!) but i decided to stay until the agency girl left...... so i was praying that this went well as i was now practically staying for 3 hours for the price of one and my phone had not stopped ringing since i got in there.... i know that makes me sound greedy as i do try and give my regulars exactly what they want but i had a bad feeling..... especially as this guy was sinking whiskey like there's no tomorrow...... ive never seen him drunk before and while the fun was going on he was a barrel of laughs..... but then the agency girls hour was up so it was pretty much game over..... the mood was slipping......i'd already stayed well over my time and the guy only had enough money to pay one of us......

!!!THE GOLDEN RULE OF CASH UPFRONT!!!!

You see with him being a reg i let this pass us by...... and i regret deeply as i let the agency girl have the money and agreed to take the guy to the cash point for mine.... but he was way too drunk to use the machine.... so i took him back home and he was obviously miffed that i wouldnt stay the night..... he promised the money in the morning but i explained to him that he as drunk and would be asleep in no time and then in the morning he'd regret agreeing to pay me so i was going home. I could have taken him for a ride but chose not to..... (check out my halo lol)

He then called me this morning to thank me for a great night and i had to explain to him that he still owes me for my time and he has agreed to pay me for that next time i see him..... but i know that nobody likes paying for something they've already had and in his eyes i will be taking from him money for nothing, i know.

So from now in even with regulars.... its cash up front, no negotiation. Its going to be very hard for me to take the money off that guy now next time i see him..... :-(((

So all in all ive had a very mixed up week.....

The injury from last week keeping me off work nearly all week.......

To the unknown on thursday that felt like meeting up with an old friend and the experience being one of the best in my life......

To seeing a regular the next day, somebody that i have seen so many times and for once we try something different and that rocks the boat and makes things so very awkward for me......

I know i cant expect every date to be like thursday & im not asking for regulars not to want to try something new......

I know that is impossible

But i was spoilt with a dream on thursday night & i can wish for every date to be like that or at least to see Mr Simpson again...... xxx